Lyrics

Can't take much more of this crap
You know it's hotter than Waffle House flapjack-stack
And now I’m harder than a Louisville baseball bat
I need a fix 'fore I bust a vein just like that

Whoo-hooo
Turn the screw
We got a thing and I’m ready to swing

Come on girl you know the routine
You're my sports , you're my porn
You're my morning cup of coffee
You're my chocolate and my nicotine
You're my rock your my x-box
My favorite cop movie
You're my clonazepam, my thorazine
Two thousand channels of satellite tv
When I call you come a runnin' to me

You're my sweet, sweet, sweet ,sweet
Little Distraction

Can’t take much more of this crap
You know Im drier than a Bonneville Salt Flat track
And now I'm hotter than a sklillet of pork-back fat
I need a wrench ‘fore I bust a nut just like that

whoo-hooo
Turn the screw ( me and you )
We got a thing and I’m ready to swing

Come on girl you know the routine
You're my sports , you're my porn
You're my morning cup of coffee
You're my chocolate and my nicotine
You're my rock your my x-box
My favorite cop movie
You're my clonazepam, my thorazine
Two thousand channels of satellite tv
When I call you come a runnin' to me

You're my sweet, sweet, sweet ,sweet ,sweet
My sweet, sweet, sweet ,sweet , Little Distraction

Can’t take much more of this crap
You got me revvin’ like a ’68 Ford fast-back
and now I’m drier than a Bonneville Salt Flat track
And I’m harder than a Louisville baseball bat
We got a thing and i’m ready to swing
C’mon sugar it ain’t no big fling
Don’t you know you’re my favorite thing!

Come on girl you know the routine
You're my sports , you're my porn
You're my morning cup of coffee
You're my chocolate and my nicotine
You're my rock your my x-box
My favorite cop movie
You're my clonazepam, my thorazine
Two thousand channels of satellite tv
When I call you come a runnin' to me

You're my sweet, sweet, sweet ,sweet ,sweet
Sweet, sweet, sweet ,sweet ,sweet
Sweet, sweet, sweet , Sweet Little Distraction.