Lyrics

I’ve got a silly little thinking problem
365 useless friends
none of them will help me move
lend me money or drive me to the store
Do I really want another? well it all depend.

You could be the next one

365 useless friends
Do I really want another? Well it all depends.
Will you come over for the holidays
Are you ever gonna by me a drink
Will you ever even send a card
Donate a kidney or fall on a grenade?

Billy, Don, Tiffany, Jennifer, Christine
Bridget, Mike, Stacy, Evan, Jay and Pony

I’ve got a silly little thinking problem
365 useless friends
None of them will help me move
Lend me money or drive me to the store
Do I really want another? Well it all depends.

You could be the next one
You could be the next one
You'll never be the best one
Cuz' I've already got one