From the recording Practice Songs in order
Lyrics
I never met a mystery I didn’t like
Going east down Lincoln so I’m headed right
It’s alright
Yeah baby It’s alright
Ain’t nobody like misery
I just don't like big babies.
I got to get me a Labrador
I don’t know what I will use it for
Don’t know what I’m gonna use it
But it’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright
I’m gonna send him of to college
So he’s going out for luggage
I don’t know what I gotta use it for
I would’ve liked to send him to school
But there’s a fine line
Betweens humans and dogs
There one thing I can say
I did it straight from the heart
yeah straight from the heart
Just give ‘em 12 minutes to learn my style
Give ‘em 2 minutes to learn what he’s doing
It’s alright, you know it’s alright
He’s just a dog, he’s just a dog
He can’t think for himself
(cuz’ he’s a dog)
Do you got a Labrador
(Well , I ah...)
Do you know where you can get a Labrador
(Well , I ah...)
Then SHUT UP!!
He likes the women in black
As long as he’s on the attack
He’s got such big teeth
He makes a big grin
He’ll let the neighbors in,
But that’s alright, it’s okay,
It’s all right by me.
One more time . Big end.