From the recording Practice Songs in order

Lyrics

I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I am scared of the blackbirds.

I’m a scarecrow, in the field
I’m a scarecrow, I’m afraid of blackbirds

I don’t take the place of
A man with a gun, but
I don’t know,
We could try it.

‘cuz
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I am scarecrow now

You try and drag me from the field
You little kids
You try and drug me from the fields
It's the middle of the night and you’re all drunk

I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I am scared of little teenagers.

oooooh what the.....?
I can see what you’re doing
You little mouse.. of a kid.... I’m a scare crow

I can chase away the birdies
I don’t know what else I can do
with a stick up my ass

‘cuz
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I am scarecrow now

I’m a scarecrow,
Yeah, I’m a scarecrow,
I’m a scarecrow,
I am scarecrow, end.