From the recordings Greatest it's Volume III, I'm Not Grounded Anymore, Practice Songs in order, Set 1, Milkie's Black Friday, Set 4 Palace Theatre, and Godfathers of Gimp (Arrangements)
Lyrics
This is the story of Paul Pornocopia
Paul Pornocopia, Paul Pornocopia was
A business man from the west side.
It occurred one night,
It occurred one night, that he died
In the parking lot
In the parking lot where he died
Chorus
It occurred one night
In the parking lot where he died
All the door were locked
Pulled the trigger with a sock
That's how he died
He died, he died, he died.
Chorus
Policemen found him there
Truth or fiction, dare, How’d he die?
Polaroids were snapped
As they jotted down how he died
He died, he died ,he died
Chorus
His face was in the front seat
And his brains was in the back
His face was in the front seat
And his brains was in the back
Chorus
His face was in the front seat
And his brains was in the back
His face was in the front seat
And his brains was in the back
Chorus