Lyrics

Clayton Electrician , he’s got one natural son:
So it seems. He’s adopted but he’s handicapped.
He’s just a little boy of eight years old
He’s only doing what he’s told.

Well, Jeremy is lucky to have such caring parents
But his greatest present in the world
was some brand new legs.
He got ‘em at the Medical Center
in Toronto, Ontario.

He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
Oh what’s a poor boy to do,
except maybe sit on the mantel.

His legs and feet were connected by cables.
And he was meant to live
to teach us all something in life.
But it’s better him than me
‘cuz I got all my limbs.

He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
Well, what’s a poor boy to do,
except maybe sit on the mantel.

There might come a time,
when you’re confronted with a quadra-defect
Do what you can to keep yourself from making a scene
You know you’re not supposed to laugh
but you just can’t help it.

He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
Well,well what’s a poor boy to do,
except maybe sit on the mantel ‘der.

He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
He’s armless he’s legless he’s got no limbs.
Oh-well, what’s a poor boy to do,
except maybe sit on the mantel
And look at the crowd